State of the Union

by Derryl

After watching the State of the Union address tonight, I have to admit I was left with a bit of a sour taste in my mouth. President Obama’s speech, as always, was written and delivered superbly. It wasn’t the things that he said, so much as it was the behavior of everyone else around him, which really ticked me off.

He began his oration by pointing out various uncertain times in our country’s history – the Civil War, D-Day, the civil rights movement, and so on – and reminded us of how, even though victory was not guaranteed, we overcame and maintained as Americans. Of course, he addressed these issues in parallel to our current situation – mired in two dreadfully expensive wars, crawling out of a recession, etc. He spoke of the things that Americans are tired of, and can no longer tolerate. Principal among these was… wait for it, “partisanship“.

Americans are tired of partisanship! And in lieu of this fact, everyone in the audience acted like mature, America-minded professionals – ones who are not at all influenced by petty, hypocritical differences of allegiance and opinion. Oh wait……

After every point made by Obama, the Democrats stood up and applauded wildly, as though they’d just saved 15% on their car insurance.

On the other side of the hall, Republicans seemed to be expending even more energy – except this energy was directed towards seeming as ill-entertained as possible. In fact, some of them seemed downright depressed! I half-expected to see Joe Wilson hunched over his iPod, listening to The Cure while slicing his wrists open… “Alas, cruel world!”

Anyone can become a politician – so long as they’re below a fourth-grade maturity level.

In any case, hardly anybody seemed to be focused on the big issues. They were more concerned with poking subtle (and not so subtle) jibes at the other half of the room. Though my confidence in our government has already been weakened greatly by the past few years, tonight’s State of the Union left me convinced that anyone can become a politician – so long as they’re below a fourth-grade maturity level.

Say what you will, but I’m increasingly of the mind that a democracy – at least insofar as we perceive it – is not the correct way to administer a country of 300 million people. It leaves too much bloat, too many people masquerading as intelligent, representative entities. I’d rather have a small handful of intelligent people run the country then a plethora of idiots.

Edit: although, perhaps this is already the case?